NY Couple Sued for Parking F-150 in Their Driveway

In the small town of Malius, New York, a homeowners association is suing two of its residents for parking their own pickup in their own driveway!! The Kimry Moor Homeowners Association is citing its standard regulations, which limits parking in driveways only to “private, passenger-type, pleasure automobiles.”

According to court filings, the homeowners association owns all of the neighborhood driveways and has stated that pickups could and should be parked inside of the garage, not in the driveway.

What a joke!! Will someone pull the stick out of these people’s asses!!!

David and Arna Orlando, the owners of the targeted black Ford 150 pickup, are in shock over the indictment. “This is absurd,” a near speechless Orlando said to New York reporters.

Now, the Orlando’s have been forced to lawyer up (there goes a cool ten grand down the toilet) and are prepared to fight this one out in the Onondago Supreme Court.

The Orlando’s lawyer, Tom Cerio, says, “[The Orlando’s pickup is a ] private, passenger-type, pleasure automobile… not a commercial vehicle. This is a silly rule. It’s fair to say the association is definitely overreaching. And they are enforcing this rule for a personal use vehicle.”

The Association, however, is not backing down. They have stated that the case “is a matter of restrictive covenants, and interpretation of those covenants” and that the F-150 “is not a passenger vehicle by definition.”

Some of the other rules enforced by Nazi, Germany the Association include not hanging laundry outside or on a clothesline; no parking of boats, trailers; no tents or shacks; no unusual noise or odors should come from a residence and holiday decorations must be displayed “in a subdued and proper manner.”

Welcome to the end of America as we know it!