Look, monster trucks are about the coolest f**king thing in the world. I mean, I’m willing to shell out 100 clams to go watch those motherf**kers do their business, smashing up piece of crap-throw ’em down the river-heap of junk cars any day of the freaking week. That’s what I freaking live for.
But this thing? A car-jacked up to look like a monster truck. Come on! This is ridiculous. The devil needs to come down and light that motherf**ker on fire. Burst it right into flames. Please. PLEASE just freaking do it!!!!
Thank you Lucifer for finally, one time in your stinking life doing something worthwhile!