Today, on the streets of Seattle, a supposed vandal went to work painting a giant penis on the hood of a Bugatti Veyron. The image has gone viral on the internet and stirred up a lot of debate and anger.
In case you didn’t know, the Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport– which has a 0-60 of 2.6 seconds– is currently the world’s most expensive production car, selling for an estimated $1.9 million. Knowing that, you can view this story in 1 of 2 ways (the source of much tension):
1. Who the hell cares… this guy can afford it
2. You could abide by the old Vincent Vega rule: “You never fuck with another man’s automobile.” (see clip)
Personally, I opt for the second because screwing with a man’s automobile is just too disrespectful. It seems off-limits, no matter how rich the bastard is.
Of course, this whole argument could just be for naught. Certain websites have already dispelled the prank as a fake, but there has yet to be official confirmation. Either way, it makes for a good talking point.