Couple Arrested for DUI Has Sex In the Back of Cop Car

If you’ve ever been arrested, you know what a bitch the whole process is. The handcuffs. The humiliation. Dealing with the the arresting officer. The night in jail. It all sucks.

carBut what if it didn’t have to suck? Maybe, it could be different if you just had the right attitude. That’s where we could all learn a thing or two from Travis Husnik and Heather Bastin of Oconto, Wisconsin.

Last month, this couple was arrested for drunk driving after being stopped at a routine traffic stop. Instead of belly-aching about the whole thing, the two decided to go a different route. They started boinking in the back seat of the cop car!!! (Could be a good idea for a future porno flick, right??)

When the arresting officer saw what was going on, he immediately stopped the car and demanded that Husnik pull up his pants. Then, he moved him up to the front seat.

“What do I sentence a guy who has sex in a squad car to?” asked county Circuit Court Judge Jay Conley during the September 24th sentencing. “It’s not like you have a lot of law-school courses or training on what do you sentence a guy who has sex in a squad car to.”

After saying this, the angry judge turned to Husnik and said, “At a minimum, the mildest word that I can think of, the most favorable word I can think of, is your conduct is completely disrespectful to the officer. The process of being arrested is supposed to be somewhat unpleasant… and you end up having a tryst. Incredible.”

basten-husnikHusnik was then sentenced to 90 days in jail. According to reports, part of this also has to do with his extensive, unlawful history that includes 19 convictions. Some of these convictions include felony battery to law enforcement in Brown County and three felonies for resisting or obstructing an officer.

As for his female friend, who judging by the mugshot doesn’t seem too pleased with the way Husnik laid down the pipe, she was sentenced to 48 days of time served.

These are just a couple of crazy kids, I say. Just a couple of crazy kids. I hope at the very least he wrapped it up; we don’t need some more white trash blowing through the neighborhoods, banging on our park benches and screwing in our grocery aisles.

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